0530 - An Inner Monologue

0440

“What is that noise? Why is it so dark?”

*sigh*

“I have to go to the bathroom.”

0443

“I’m tired. I want to go back to bed. Maybe I’ll go this afternoon.”

*sigh*

“Where are my shoes?”

0457

“Dumb dogs. What could they possibly need to do out there for this long?”

0501

“Where’s my water bottle? Where’s my blender bottle?”

0507

“It’s cold. I need a hoodie.”

0510

“It’s so dark. I’m exhausted.”

0521

“There’s only a couple of cars here. No one has seen me yet. I can go home.”

0524

“My knee brace stinks.”

0530

“I should have stayed home. This is gonna suck.”

0540

“Ugh. I hate box work. I hate push ups. Why did I come?”

0546

“That warmup wasn’t bad. Now for the weightlifting.”

0552

“First set wasn’t bad. I can do more weight.”

0555

“Okay. Even more weight.”

0558

“Wow. That’s a new PR. That’s DOUBLE what I started with. I’ve never done that before.”

0603

“Alright. Lets do this workout. I’m not going to scale down the box overs. I’m doing the full height this time.”

0613

“I wonder if I can do the bonus workout. I’ve never done a bar hang of any length before. Let’s see.”

0617

“Heh. I didn’t time it, but that was a lot longer than I thought. I bet I could go longer next time.”

0623

“My arms hurt. My butt hurts. My knee hurts. I’ve never done the full height box step overs before. I’ve never bench pressed that much before. I’m so glad I came. I love it here.”